Pepsicola Z. B. Zobraton

Born in the country of Fat Kid, Pepsicola was born in a family of 400 quintillion rocks. He was the only duck for some fucking retarded reason. His original name was Pete, Pelican Pete to be exact. He was raised to own a pizza place because pizza places are epicly radical. That day came, to start his own pizza place. It was up for 3 seconds before he closed it because business wasn’t booming. He failed his family of 400 quintillion rocks, so he took a long flight to shake it off. In his journey, he fell because he forgot he had wings because he was thinking about how epic his pizza place was. He landed in a very dirty outhouse. But was completely clean because who the fuck knows. He got out, but then he was completely lost. :0. Oh no. He wondered for months on end to find civilization. Turns out he flew in the exact same spot for about 4 hours because the sky didn’t feel like helping him move. So he was still at his pizza place. He reopened it for a few more seconds then closed it because business wasn’t booming. The way he closes down things is he blows the establishment up with some packs of c4. He found, in the rubble, an epic striped shirt and a sick trumpet. So he just put it on because his nipples were exposed. He later changed his name to Pepsicola because landing in dirty outhouses from 809 feet in the air is illegal in Fat Kid. He couldn’t afford jail time, he was too busy being a duck. When he got to civilization he managed to find a job at Beck Mitchell Incorporated in Memeteender,which he would later own.

Pepsi was absent for most of the events in Memeteender (due to owning the pizza shop). He was known as that one neighbor who invited everyone to a barbeque. Due to his substantial fortune,he could always afford the highest quality of socks and baconnaise. His full name is Pepsicola Zoblivia Truck Zobraton